AMPs Do's (General Behavior as a Customer)

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by dutcher

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dutcher
03/06/2009 12:20 pm

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AMP Do's (look for AMP Dont's on the other thread) - I hope this helps the newbies out there. I'm interested to hear what your suggestions are too.

1. Always try to negotiate the tip (don't haggle for hours, but a counter offer and insisting on is always a good idea. Be ready to walk away with only a massage IF you can do it. I always use the same Bull Sh*t against them, "Last time i was here it was only $____ " They never talk to each other about the money/tips.

Once, a while ago, I was horny but I only had $120 in my pocket. I knew I wouldn't get what I really wanted (sex) and I don't really like BJ or HJ. So I thought I would go on a experiment of my own.

I went to this place close to LAX (not there anymore); started to get this ultra lame massage (so I knew she was only there for one thing!). A few minutes went by and she said 'turn over' and asked me what i wanted, I said "everything" she put up fingers to note $160 - I said 'no way' and turned over on my stomach again. She began the lame massage again and then said, "OK, but next time you bring more", "Oh sure i will, and I'm sorry".

2. Always watch your time, some bad AMP will try to do a 15 min job and kick you out the door (whether or not you had a massage or not!); that just Bull Sh*t! I bring a watch, cause a lot of places don't have clocks.

3. Always be polite

4. Always Know your answers to the questions:
"Have you been here before?" "yes of course, a few weeks ago"
"Who did you see?" "Lilly/Coco/Blue/Tina/Jina/I don't remember her name"

5. During the intro-massage, move around a little and show them you are enjoying it(especially when they are around the boys); or say "that's nice" some sort of positive reinforcement. Some providers won't offer anything if you don't act like you want it OR even worse they think you are a cop. If you are a robust guy like me (and relatively in shape) you might even look like a cop; so be extra forward if you want more from the experience.

Any more?
Glenn Quagmire
03/11/2009 07:52 am

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Here's something I've been doing for years to determine if the MP is legit or FS. Before your session gets started, ask to go to the rest room (even if you don't have to go). Most of these places do NOT have separate rest rooms for the staff and the custeomrs. When you get in there and close the door, take a look around and even snoop through the cabinets. Chances are you'll find a jug of Listerine or a container with a bunch of tooth brushes. If you see any of these items, you knwo what's up. If not, be prepared for minimal service. That's been my experience and it's worked for me so far.
dutcher
03/11/2009 11:12 am

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Nice Glenn (i've got his Giggidy on my cell phone ringer!!)

Yea thats a good idea, I do snoop around a bit when I go to the bathroom; never thought about the toothbrushes before, great idea
elchingon1
03/11/2009 11:27 am

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That's totally true dutcher, sometimes when I go to an amp the girl in the window before I even say anything she says this is massage only , but the funny part is that I've been there before and I've got a FS.
Now that I read your comment I realize that could be because I look in shape.
One more thing don't go wearing black t-shirt that would cause misleading too.
ocgold
03/14/2009 12:18 pm

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elchingon wrote:
That's totally true dutcher, sometimes when I go to an amp the girl in the window before I even say anything she says this is massage only , but the funny part is that I've been there before and I've got a FS.
Now that I read your comment I realize that could be because I look in shape.
One more thing don't go wearing black t-shirt that would cause misleading too.


Glen's BR checking is great advice, I have one AMP in OC that I go to that has one of those tolets that has the device inside that cleans your ass and a female button that can clean the kitty, wonder why they made that investment.
dutcher
07/31/2009 06:29 am

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I wonder which AMP is that in OC?
details man!!
mytime321
03/07/2010 09:51 am

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I used to live near the OC and could only find one massage place that did FS. I live in FL now but can't seem to find one that does FS. Any suggestions on finding those that do FS?
Easymoney1
03/12/2010 05:56 pm

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Why not wear a black tee shirt? I to want to know where in the oc there is a boday in an MP.
Brahmabull
03/13/2010 07:44 am

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On point 1. Girls do talk to each other about the tip. They also talk about what services you asked for. If you are a frequent customer they compare notes, they want to know if you tipped one higher than the other. If you are a low tipper you will be well known to all the girls even the ones you do not see.

The exception to this is extremely high tippers, girls will UNDERSTATE what you tipped them to other girls so that they do not have to compete to get to service you next time

These girls live together at most spas for a long time, so they need to have trust, believe me they talk to each other 100%
AsianKittyLover
03/13/2010 09:31 pm

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These girls do talk to each other, had an ex-MP girl friend once tell that they even will tell each other when a customer is very good at Sex, and that they should try him. They tell each other much more than one would think. And some of them even read the MP reviews, one once told me why do men do that (write reviews), as all it does is get them in trouble with LE, while all they do is try to make us men happy, at least for 1 hour. I could not give her a good answer, or at least one she would understand.
amp420
03/14/2010 02:14 pm

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Brahmabull
03/14/2010 04:41 pm

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True. And a site like this can send business to a spa that is well reviewed. I think the girls would like us to write more discreet reviews. Leaving out details of extra services and not being too graphic. We can share specific details and intel via PM (other sites refer to this as back channelling). That serves 2 purposes, you can screen who you share info with and still give a good review or bad review of the spa in general.
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