Snooky's
Address
42653 Sierra Hwy.
Lancaster, 93535, US
Facilities

Food Service Appetizers

Club Type Bikini

Lap Dance Fee $15.00

Cover Monday-Sunday: Free

Dancer Female

Bar Service Yes

VIP YES

VIP Fee $15.00

Private Dance Fee $15.00

Monday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

Tuesday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

Wednesday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

Thursday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

Friday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

Saturday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

Sunday

1:00PM - 2:00AM

1 AdultSearch User Review

BigDaddy2289
BigDaddy2289

Reviewed 05-01-2012

The club is pitiful! The Russians that run it treat you like crap! They over charge you for drinks & short you with rigged speed pourers at the same time! Then there's the girls!! All of which are either fat & ugly or simply terrible dancers!! They walk around the club whining about how they dont make money; like thats why you came here, to buy a single bud light for the price of a case of bud & hear whining instead of dancing!!! None of the girls give good lap dances, key word being 'LAP', not dance infront of me for about a minute & a half because the DJ edits all the songs to run short!!! Not to be disrespectful but it is what it is, & if your afraid or disturbed by pressing or brushing up against an erect penis, WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU A STRIPPER??? The DJ never keeps a vibe going because he's always playing the most random music ever heard of!! in a 20 minute segment your going to hear 2pac, garth brooks, lady gaga, beyonce, & metalica!! How can I get into the right mood or vibe when I dont know whether to spark a J, bust a cap in someones a**, start head banging, screw my hound dog, or start dancing!! Not to mention you will never find a drink special at this Fu**ing place!! Everything is marked up & your never going to get a break. Its the same atmosphere everytime you walk in, same tired unhappy girls, same sorry music, same expensive prices, nothing ever changes, ever!! No amateur night, or wet t-shirt contest, or girl on girl night, nothing!! In the end the atmosphere sucks, the bathrooms are filthy & usually smell like feces & vomit, which is usually everywhere so you dont have to guess 'what is that smell'? I dont even think they have a dancer that doesnt shove her huge C-Section scar & spider like stretch marks in your face while on stage. P.S. dont get drunk in there, the Russians are known for pepper spraying you at the drop of a hat!!! Plus I got a strange feeling they might harvest your organs on the black market!! Im not hating, stay home!!! or go to a real strip club & see actual tits rather than ugly skanks that dont even take anything off but complain about tips? oh & the lap dances are $20 not $15!!

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